"I remember being trained on how to hold a gun." - Scott Thompson [x]
two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all
So basically lesbian wall.e?
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED
the last time I trusted someone I lost an eye
How often do you think Fury uses that excuse though?
- the last time I did paperwork I lost an eye
- the last time I wore colors I lost an eye
- the last time I tried decaffeinated coffee I lost an eye
- the last time I compromised I lost an eye
- the last time I took life advice from Barton I lost an eye
no single fuck was given that day
bryan fuller when creating hannibal: “find me the prettiest english boy you can find. cover him in dirt and sweat and pain and make him talk like he’s from virginia. there should be a dog in this one too. maybe like seven or eight dogs.”
Avengers Assemble #11
can we talk about how willing Tony was to drop his pants
when Carol Danvers tells you to drop your pants, you drop your fucking pants.
Steve and Carol both have such a smug. I love this entire story arc so much.
You’re all missing the best part of this. Wolverine literally grabbed a tub of popcorn.